Finally Taurean Green gets drafted
Marc Gasol got picked! He's fat! and bad at basketball! The Lakers just picked the Spanish version of Brian Scalabrine.
Scott has to stab himself - the Bulls just took the poor man's Spencer Hawes. Just when we thought Aaron Gray would never get drafted, he got drafted by Scott's team. This is hilarious. i love this.
What Tanner meant to say is that the only team stupid enough to take Aaron Gray is the Bulls. This is what Scott gets for asking God for Spencer Hawes. Be careful what you wish for, motherfucker. i hope you have a good D-League affiliation!!
Now the Bulls make a good pick in JamesOn Curry. i like him, plus he has a great name. In terms of late 2nd rounders, which rarely pan out, this is a great pick.
Finally, Taurean Green gets drafted! A smart late round pick! How did he last this long?
As if this night wasn't long enough, i've now spilled my second beer on Nate Dogg's rug. Fortunately, i made up for it by killing a cockroach in his bathtub earlier. i rule!!
Croikey!! Brad Newley!! That was a feisty sheila!! Fuck. The end of the draft is hilarious.
Ramon Sessions just got picked by the Bucks. He really has the best name ever. The only time i have ever used the word Sessions in my life, it has referred to either hooking up or smoking weed. That's great. i fucking love it.
By the way, does anyone else love that Mikki Moore is endorsing the D-League? That's amazing.
The Spurs take another European player that none of us have heard of, and none of us give a fuck!! Yeah!!
Our final picks: Phoenix at 59: Scott likes DJ Straw, Nate likes Bobby Brown, Tanner likes DJ Straw, and i like Brandon Heath from SD State. J just wants this call from Yao that we were promised at like pick #28.
The boys got it right. i picked some dude i had never heard of.
For the last pick, Scott likes Mustafa Shakur, i like Ron Lewis, Tanner likes some French dude that he's never heard of named Ali Traore, J rubbed it in Scott's face that Aaron Gray was picked by the Bulls, and Nate Dogg doesn't have a fucking clue who is left.
We were all wrong, as they picked Milovan Rakovic. Whatever.
Thanks everyone for reading, especially Brendan Bliss!! You guys are awesome for bearing with us for the whole draft!!!!! Yeah!!!1
Scott has to stab himself - the Bulls just took the poor man's Spencer Hawes. Just when we thought Aaron Gray would never get drafted, he got drafted by Scott's team. This is hilarious. i love this.
What Tanner meant to say is that the only team stupid enough to take Aaron Gray is the Bulls. This is what Scott gets for asking God for Spencer Hawes. Be careful what you wish for, motherfucker. i hope you have a good D-League affiliation!!
Now the Bulls make a good pick in JamesOn Curry. i like him, plus he has a great name. In terms of late 2nd rounders, which rarely pan out, this is a great pick.
Finally, Taurean Green gets drafted! A smart late round pick! How did he last this long?
As if this night wasn't long enough, i've now spilled my second beer on Nate Dogg's rug. Fortunately, i made up for it by killing a cockroach in his bathtub earlier. i rule!!
Croikey!! Brad Newley!! That was a feisty sheila!! Fuck. The end of the draft is hilarious.
Ramon Sessions just got picked by the Bucks. He really has the best name ever. The only time i have ever used the word Sessions in my life, it has referred to either hooking up or smoking weed. That's great. i fucking love it.
By the way, does anyone else love that Mikki Moore is endorsing the D-League? That's amazing.
The Spurs take another European player that none of us have heard of, and none of us give a fuck!! Yeah!!
Our final picks: Phoenix at 59: Scott likes DJ Straw, Nate likes Bobby Brown, Tanner likes DJ Straw, and i like Brandon Heath from SD State. J just wants this call from Yao that we were promised at like pick #28.
The boys got it right. i picked some dude i had never heard of.
For the last pick, Scott likes Mustafa Shakur, i like Ron Lewis, Tanner likes some French dude that he's never heard of named Ali Traore, J rubbed it in Scott's face that Aaron Gray was picked by the Bulls, and Nate Dogg doesn't have a fucking clue who is left.
We were all wrong, as they picked Milovan Rakovic. Whatever.
Thanks everyone for reading, especially Brendan Bliss!! You guys are awesome for bearing with us for the whole draft!!!!! Yeah!!!1
posted by todd at 21:34
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Yeah. But only because I was bored, bittttcchhheess.
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