And Jason Smith goes to the Heat. We've never seen this dude played.
Scott liked Splitter and Tanner and i both went with Jason Smith. Sucker. Scott's drinking a lot.
So i'm really intrigued by the Knicks trade. They now have the opportunity to trot out one of the most dysfunctional starting fives of all time: Steph Marbury, Jamal Crawford, Q Richardson, Zach Randolph, Eddy Curry. They might be good, but it will be funny.
Jim Gray to Mitch Kupchak: Is anyone on your team untouchable? Todd: Smush Parker.
Tanner: Dude, there's a guy from Finland on the board!
Todd: Dude, people in Finland don't play basketball, you've got a virus.
For the Sixers at 21, Scott likes Morris Almond because he's tasty, i like Gabe Pruitt, and Tanner is still going with Splitter. When the fuck is someone going to pick this guy? He's good! That's why Philly can't take him. They are stupid. Nate Dogg picked Daequan Cook, so he is the smartest of us at # 21. Then we have a stupid trade, where Miami basically admits they took the wrong person and decides to trade for the pick below them. Some of these trades are fucking idiotic.
We've moved across the hall to Nate Dogg's because we can smoke cigarettes in here. Tanner has realized that Nate Dogg has the whole 2-bedroom apt. to himself, observing that you could fit 8 dead hookers in here.
J: Nobody misses hookers.
Tanner: I do.
Scott likes tasty Almond for Charlotte, i've got Splitter, and Tanner wants Splitter too. imagine Splitter and Walter Herrmann rolling together. The Bobcats could be so good, but i'm not sure they ever will be. They take Jared Dudley, which is surprising but a great pick and fits their mold: experienced, good college players. We like this all around.
For the Knicks: i like Gabe Pruitt, Tanner likes Glen "Big Baby" Davis, and Scott likes Tiago Splitter. It feels like one of us has been picking Splitter for the last 10 picks.
Turns out Spike Lee knew what he was talking about, and we didn't. They go with Wilson Chandler, who sounds like he ought to have gone to the same prep school that Holden Caulfield did, and none of us have ever heard of him. Isaiah is a typically good drafter, so he probably got something good here. We just don't know who the hell this dude is.
So i'm really intrigued by the Knicks trade. They now have the opportunity to trot out one of the most dysfunctional starting fives of all time: Steph Marbury, Jamal Crawford, Q Richardson, Zach Randolph, Eddy Curry. They might be good, but it will be funny.
Jim Gray to Mitch Kupchak: Is anyone on your team untouchable? Todd: Smush Parker.
Tanner: Dude, there's a guy from Finland on the board!
Todd: Dude, people in Finland don't play basketball, you've got a virus.
For the Sixers at 21, Scott likes Morris Almond because he's tasty, i like Gabe Pruitt, and Tanner is still going with Splitter. When the fuck is someone going to pick this guy? He's good! That's why Philly can't take him. They are stupid. Nate Dogg picked Daequan Cook, so he is the smartest of us at # 21. Then we have a stupid trade, where Miami basically admits they took the wrong person and decides to trade for the pick below them. Some of these trades are fucking idiotic.
We've moved across the hall to Nate Dogg's because we can smoke cigarettes in here. Tanner has realized that Nate Dogg has the whole 2-bedroom apt. to himself, observing that you could fit 8 dead hookers in here.
J: Nobody misses hookers.
Tanner: I do.
Scott likes tasty Almond for Charlotte, i've got Splitter, and Tanner wants Splitter too. imagine Splitter and Walter Herrmann rolling together. The Bobcats could be so good, but i'm not sure they ever will be. They take Jared Dudley, which is surprising but a great pick and fits their mold: experienced, good college players. We like this all around.
For the Knicks: i like Gabe Pruitt, Tanner likes Glen "Big Baby" Davis, and Scott likes Tiago Splitter. It feels like one of us has been picking Splitter for the last 10 picks.
Turns out Spike Lee knew what he was talking about, and we didn't. They go with Wilson Chandler, who sounds like he ought to have gone to the same prep school that Holden Caulfield did, and none of us have ever heard of him. Isaiah is a typically good drafter, so he probably got something good here. We just don't know who the hell this dude is.
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