Spike Lee + Eddy Curry

After showing the absurd trade that gave this pick to the Bulls, we get the gratuity shot of Spike Lee. We're sorry Spike. We're so very sorry.

Me: They should probably pick Aaron Gray.
(laughter everywhere). Aaron Gray is a great punchline.

Joakim Noah: And Scott's drinking again. Scott's a big Bulls fan, and none of us are Noah fans, so we feel his pain. Scott is trying so hard to like this dude. "I'm the ugliest man alive!" We can only hope when he talks to Stu he repeats his post-championship performance.

Scott has proposed an interesting thought: who will score more next year, Ben Wallace or Joakim Noah? It's great that the Bulls now have two big men who rebound and suck at shooting. This ought to be fun.

Predictions for the Kings: i'm with Al Thornton, Scott and Tanner are going Julian Wright. Tanner hasn't missed one yet, so we'll see what happens here.

We're already speculating on how the Hawks can fuck up pick #11 too.

The Kings blow us all away and draft Brad Miller...i mean, Spencer Hawes.
Scott: There is some upside...
Tanner: This is a retarded pick.
And, i have to agree.

Picks for Atlanta: we're all going Acie Law. But we're also all hoping they take Thornton or Wright, so they can have even more Small/Power forwards. Can't this team be made of all 6'9" players? It's like some sort of experiment. They fucking suck enough as it is. This franchise is in disarray. Just fuck it up more.

We're expecting Acie Law to announce his retirement when he talks to Stu. He doesn't look happy.

Todd: Aaron Gray is the new Bryant Reeves.
Tanner: Except instead of Big Country, he's just a big dumbass.

For Philly, we're all going Al Thornton. It makes the most sense, since he's basically the same player as Iguodala. We should get to run every team.