28.6.07

Crapshoot

Celtics: Scott likes Big Baby, Tanner likes McRoberts, i liked Taurean Green. This is fucking weird. They took Glen Davis.

For Golden State, Scott is voting McRoberts, i like Derrick Byars, again. Tanner likes Byars too.

We just saw a Dr. Scholl's commercial, and all got dumber.

Golden State took Jermareo Davidson. Scott thinks this is a good pick, but i've never heard of him.

Scott likes Taurean for Portland, Tanner and i like Derrick Byars.

THEY BOUGHT THE VIRUS!!! THEY BOUGHT THE VIRUS!!! They are the hustlers of the NBA!!! They will buy anything!!!

Just when we thought Portland was really cool, they took McRoberts! Does anyone in the entire United States think this dude is good at basketball?
HA! Must improve: Scoring ability. Rainbows in Disguise note* Also must improve not sucking.
Stephen A. Smith notes: Also must improve not being black.

Philly with their 1,000,000th pick this draft: Tanner and i like Marc Gasol and Scott likes Aaron Gray. Either way, we can't wait for the punchline to be drafted.

Guest Blogger (Scott): Instead of picking Aaron Gray, Philly decided on the Ukrainian "Aaron Gray-type", Kyrylo Fesenko. I'm still pissed about Joakim Noah. Here's Todd again...
i really think that the Heat are going to take Aaron Gray. Shaq can be his mentor. Tanner is going with Gasol. Scott likes Zabian Dowdell.

For the record, all i've heard about Marc Gasol is that he's compared to Todd MacCulloch, and that he's a fat version of his brother. Why is he in the draft? Why is he allowed to play basketball at all?

Wait, there's a dude named Stanko? That's amazing.

For the Lakers, Scott likes Demetris Nichols, i like Taurean Green, and Derrick Byars. This is the point in the draft where the picks move too fast for us to be witty, and nothing really matters.

By the way, STANKO.

Why do they keep saying that the one thing that they MUST IMPROVE is athleticism? You can't improve that. That's something that is just the way it is. This is stupid.

Also stupid, the Lakers took a Chinese dood that none of us have heard of. Apparently, he's the Chinese Toni Kukoc. Now this is just a crapshoot.

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