When is someone going to draft Splitter?

Wait a minute, are you fucking serious? The Blazers just BOUGHT A DRAFT PICK. THE BLAZERS JUST BOUGHT A DRAFT PICK. THE BLAZERS JUST BOUGHT THE SUNS DRAFT PICK.

Why can't we get Stu Scott to announce this? Wouldn't he say that the Blazers just dropped mad CREAM on the pick? Now that the Blazers have the pick, Scott likes Derrick Byars, Tanner likes Splitter, and i like Rudy Fernandez of Spain.

This is awesome. Since the Blazers have Sergio Rodriguez, they could trot out an all-Spain backcourt at times. How cool would that be? i'm all about that.

Utah: i'm going with Fazekas. Scott likes tasty Almond, again. Tanner is going with Fazekas at my advice. He respects the knowledge. Stu Scott, you know about the knowledge right?

Todd: Dude, he's an Almond that went to Rice.

The Rockets took Aaron Brooks, but we forgot to make a pick. i've my Pistons taking Tiago Splitter. Scott likes Fazekas. Tanner likes Splitter too. This would be awesome. i might even buy a Pistons jersey for Tiago. How sick would that be?

Nate Dogg: What's a special assistant?
Tanner: Hand jobs.

David Stern: The Detroit Pistons select Aaron Afflalo from UCLA.
J: He was even surprised.

Is there anyway the Spurs pass on Splitter? Don't they love to pick up the foreigner late in the draft? How did this guy last this long? None of us have seen him, but we're all sold. And we don't think there's anyway he's lasting past the Spurs.