We didn't realize Jason Smith was white. No wonder he's still on the board

Scott is going with Tiago, and Tanner and i like Crittenton. They took Nick Young, who is going to suck.

For New Jersey, Tanner and i went with Jason Smith and Scott went with Josh McFaggot. i'm presuming he means McRoberts, but either way we all lose. They took Sean Williams, who comes with a complimentary dimebag. Whoo!! Now Marcus Williams can steal laptops, sell them, and Sean can use the money to buy weed, which he will give to Cliff Robinson. Jason Kidd would be so mad he would start beating his wife, if he still had one. i hate the Nets.

As we are all sitting with our MacBooks, Tanner commented that we are the biggest nerds ever. i responded, except that we're drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. Can't argue with that.
Golden State is on the clock. We all think they're going with Tiago Splitter. Amazing name.

We all lose. They take the Italian dude we've never heard of. His Italian league team sounds like a bad STD: Climamio Bologna. i had a buddy who got that once.

For the Lakers, Scott like Crittenton, Tanner likes Jason Smith, and i'm going with Splitter.

Mark Jackson: "You got some 'splainin to do." Love it.

Dear Dick Vitale: Shut the fuck up.

Love,
Rainbows in Disguise.

Dear Stephen A. Smith: Don't love Dick Vitale to death. Shut the fuck up.

Love,
Rainbows in Disguise

ps: maybe it would be better if you did love him to death, because he would be dead. SLAVA MEDVEDENKO!!